ii. The small post connecting a globe to a globe stand.
"Hey, did you see Heather today?"
"Yeah, she was really hot, my dick got as hard as a fuckle, and almost as long!"
Awkward silence ensues.
"Oh fuckles, did you forget to put the fire out in the field?"
"FUCKLES! My parents are going to find that dead body under my bed if I don't clean by tomorrow!"