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The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to. My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
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July 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die. Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson 2. A Milf 3. Megan Fox |
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1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams 2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren? Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list. |
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Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List: 1. Clean the garage. 2. Clean the gutters. 3. Install new toilet. 4. Strip and wax basement floor. 5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage. 6. Scrub garbage can. Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.." Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?" Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!" |
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List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something. I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
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A list of peope that a person wants to have have sex with, no matter the circumstance or their relationship status. (Which is much better than the "one free pass" some would normally get.) In this case, the list can be celebrities or just regular people. Ideally, if in a relationship, both parties would have such a list. "I'm sorry, hun. I know we're getting married tomorrow and she's one of your best friends, but she's on my fuckit list. Given the fact she lives out of the country, this may be my only opportunity to have sexual relations with her."
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Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die. Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
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