Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckilarious 

Literally, fucking hilarious. The funniest thing you've ever seen.

-"Remember that time our friend was so drunk she peed in the oven?"
"Yeah, that was fuckilarious!"

fuckilarious by Nick Kitz December 22, 2005

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.

Why is my laptop so fuckilated?

fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

fuckslave

noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.

Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.

fuckslave by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Don't-give-a-fuckism 

Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.

1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"

Don't-give-a-fuckism by buzz_11 October 25, 2010

Fuckslap

(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.

You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.

Fuckslap by Bennyfizzle August 30, 2005

fuckslam 

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

fuckslam by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006