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8.
screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":
SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."
by gonzo raul June 14, 2004
 
1.
Doing nothing, shooting the shit.
Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.
by Anonymous November 29, 2002
 
2.
When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
by 0verfiend June 25, 2005
 
3.
What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.
Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking
by Anonymous September 08, 2003
 
4.
Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
by phreak_1983 January 01, 2006
 
5.
After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.
Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."
by djplor April 10, 2009
 
6.
hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours
Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"
by Boobird September 21, 2009
 
7.
while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand
What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"
by rcrowe August 08, 2007