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by fuh - king December 22, 2002
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when a man is rapidly thrusting his cock in and out of a girls wet pussy and they have several orgasms and scream with pleasure :)
i was on my way in to my house when my beautifully naked girlfriend was lying there on the sofa waitin for me to seduce her, i ran over, i was so horny and ripped off my shirt and trousers. we started kissing very intimatly, she made her lips and tounge trace down my body and slowly pulled down my boxers with her teeth, at this point i was hard. after that she started deep throating my cock, she sucked and sucked until i cummed, she swallowed and looked up and smiled at me with cum all over her mouth and face. i couldnt take much more of thisd foreplay so i picked her up and shouved my dick in her pussy and fucked her soo hard up against the wall with ever thrust 'bang' my balls were hitting her clit hard 'URGHH OHH MY GOD BEN YOU ARE SOO GOOOD HARDER HARDERR!' she screamed. she climbed on top of me after pushing me back on to the sofa and demanded i eat her out straight away, i follwed these orders and begin to suck on her clit, i started to toungue fuck her she couldnt hold back she moaned with pleasure so loudlyy she cummed over my mouth, boy it tasted good so sweet. after that i fingered her and then she licked my fingers OHHHH! fonallyy she racked me off feeling my ballsackk and massagin it to get the rest of my load out and i reached the point i had to have an orgasm i couldnt hold it in, OOHH MYYY GODDD, OGHH YEAHHH SOPHIEE THIS IS THE BEST SEX IVE HAD EVER URGGHHH YEAHH! i shot my man juice all over her hugee tits and sucked it off ;P fucking
by anonymousss:) July 21, 2010
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Also see procreation, sexual intercourse, breeding.

The infamous name of a village in Austria. Visitors from other countries (and especially the English speakers) are known to get into trouble for stealing the signs (why they try it, I don't know.). The name comes from the name of it's alleged founder, "Focko", and the Germanic suffix "ing" (meaning "people of"). The word has no visible links to the English word, but the locals know by now exactly what it means in English, and are quite embarrassed by it.

Under the town's name is the phrase "Please - Not So Fast!"
Fucking, Austria, conveniently located an hour from the German town of Petting. I recommend going there first.

Other fun places to go to:

* Gropecunt Lane (London, England)
* Bastard (Norway)
* Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
* Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
* Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) *
* Bird-in-Hand (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Big Knob (Kentucky, USA)
* Big Ugly (West Virginia)
* Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
* Blue Ball, near Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
* Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
* Climax (Colorado, USA)
* Cockburn (Australia)
* Cooter (Missouri, USA)
* Cunt (Spain)
* Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
* Knob Lick (Missouri, USA)
* Muff (Northern Ireland) (famous for "Muff Diving")
* Twatt (Orkney, Scotland)
* Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
* Phuket (Thailand)
* Prickwillow (England)
* Pussy Creak (Ireland)
* Seaman (Ohio, USA)
* Pound and Beaver (5 miles apart in NE Wisconsin, USA)
* Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
* Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
* Titting (Germany)
* Tittybong (Australia)
* Titty Ho (England)
* Wank (Germany)
* Wanker's Corner (Oregon USA)
* Wankie (Zimbabwe)
* Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
* Wetwang (East Yorkshire, UK)
* Wideopen (Newcastle UK)
* Willey (Herefordshire, UK)
by Lorelili March 24, 2006
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to thrust the penis in and out of a pussy
by big cock October 21, 2003
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When a male injects his penis into a womans vagina. The woman AND male are both having a wonderful time as the male keeps shoving his penis up the womans vagina. The male keeps shoving until the penis does not continue to move up any further. The male " pees " cum, sometimes in the vagina and sometimes out of the vagina. The woman inhales and sucks the males penis also. The male sometimes " pees " cum when she has the penis squashed up in her mouth. The cum is so thick and rich to where no girl would want to miss the delightful juicy liquid going into her. The male also eats up her vagina by the woman telling the male to lie down and the woman sticking her vagina in the males face. The male then begins to lick and sometimes bite the vagina. The male also sucks on the womans boobs for pleasure to the both of them. While the woman is sitting there, getting her boob sucked on, she can have a penis up her vagina, another womans tounge in her mouth, two men sucking on each boob, another penis shoved up her butt, and another man licking her all over the place waiting for his turn to get fucked or to be fucking somebody else. (at first the woman can be screaming and howling).
I was fucking so much last night. I had a girls tounge in my mouth, two penis's shoved up my butt and vagina, two guys sucking on each boob, and a guy waiting to be fucked that was licking me all over. In the bginning I was screaming a lot because my vagina want used to opening that big, but then I got used to it and wanted more and more then I wanted everybody to to bite lick or press harder. I fucked
for about 15 hours straight baby!
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Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.
by Joe November 10, 2003
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When I male sticks his penis inside the female's vagina, and start's to thrust for sexual pleasure between both the female and male.
Andrew stick's his penis up her vagina, and start's thrusting.
"Oh Oh Ohhhh! Andrew! Holy Fuck! Ohhhhhh! uh uh UH! Holy fuck, Holy Fuck...Nnnnnnngg, HARDER! YES oh YES! Harder, Deep! Oh! Ugh! nnnnnng! OH YES! UGHHHH! Harder harder harder! HARDER Dammit! Ohhhhhh Andrew, Nnnnggg, This feels so fucking Gooooood! Im Gonnna come, Im gonna Come! ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!" (This is the point where the female and/or male orgasm's.)
by Carolin February 25, 2005
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