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8.
sexing... just read the fucking definition
john jiggled his keys in the door with nervous anticipation. It was his birthday, and tanya had promised him anything, ANYTHING, he wanted. the door swung open and there was tanya sitting on the cold tiles with her toned legs spread wide open exposing her beautiful clean shaven pink pussy. she was wearing nothing but a bow around her sexy tan stomach. "happy birthday baby" she muttered in her most provocative voice, and john could already feel a hard one coming on. "what do you want to do first" she barely got out of her moist lips because john had jumped on top of her sticking his tongue in her mouth and began dry humping as tanya massaged his balls. she removed his shirt and licked him all the way down following his happy trail and tearing off his pants with her teeth. john sat up on their new red leather sofa (not to be red for long) as tanya pulled his boxers slowly down to his knees. she took his large penis in her mouth and began licking, sucking, and nibbling until john couldn't take it anymore. he exploded in her mouth and the hot white juices dripped down in between her full luscious breasts. "its okay baby, i don't mind" tanya said after happily swallowing this desert. she kissed his strong neck while sitting on his chest and disbelievingly felt a hard object beneath her. "So soon... i knew you had it in you" she said as john thrust her onto the couch and slid himself right into tanya's love hole. He thrust his large hard penis in and out of tanya's smooth vagina, rubbing her clitoris with his ring finger until he could tell she was close to an orgasm. "YES, YES, O JOHN, OHH OHHH ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" they continued fucking like this all night long as tanya continually marveled at johns stamina. in the morning they went to buy a new couch.
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9.
Also see procreation, sexual intercourse, breeding.

The infamous name of a village in Austria. Visitors from other countries (and especially the English speakers) are known to get into trouble for stealing the signs (why they try it, I don't know.). The name comes from the name of it's alleged founder, "Focko", and the Germanic suffix "ing" (meaning "people of"). The word has no visible links to the English word, but the locals know by now exactly what it means in English, and are quite embarrassed by it.

Under the town's name is the phrase "Please - Not So Fast!"
Fucking, Austria, conveniently located an hour from the German town of Petting. I recommend going there first.

Other fun places to go to:

* Gropecunt Lane (London, England)
* Bastard (Norway)
* Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
* Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
* Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK) *
* Bird-in-Hand (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Big Knob (Kentucky, USA)
* Big Ugly (West Virginia)
* Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
* Blue Ball, near Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
* Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
* Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
* Climax (Colorado, USA)
* Cockburn (Australia)
* Cooter (Missouri, USA)
* Cunt (Spain)
* Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
* Knob Lick (Missouri, USA)
* Muff (Northern Ireland) (famous for "Muff Diving")
* Twatt (Orkney, Scotland)
* Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
* Phuket (Thailand)
* Prickwillow (England)
* Pussy Creak (Ireland)
* Seaman (Ohio, USA)
* Pound and Beaver (5 miles apart in NE Wisconsin, USA)
* Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
* Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
* Titting (Germany)
* Tittybong (Australia)
* Titty Ho (England)
* Wank (Germany)
* Wanker's Corner (Oregon USA)
* Wankie (Zimbabwe)
* Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
* Wetwang (East Yorkshire, UK)
* Wideopen (Newcastle UK)
* Willey (Herefordshire, UK)
by Loreleili March 24, 2006
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10.
when a guy puts his penis in a woman;s vagina.
John fumbled with his keys while holding the flowers he'd bought for his wife lily. it was valentines day. he opened the door to find lily staring straight at him wearing only underwear, with her hands covering her breasts.
"Ive been waiting for you."
Jon smiled nervously.
"I got these-" he held out the flowers but was interupted by lily's outburst. she pushed him on the bed (which somehow appeared) and stripped him down. she rubbed his penis slowly then she wrapped her mouth around it and sucked it until his cum exploded in her mouth. she applied a wet condom to his penis and took off her underwear. She bounced along his big dick until it was ramming smoothly in and out of her vagina.
"Oh yeah baby.... right there.." She moaned, hands full of hair.
John cupped her bottom as he pushed a little harder.
"ooh.. yeah.. uh uhu huh!!! OH GOD shit!!!" They were both reaching orgasm, which carried on until neighbors were complaining. fucking.
by Miasaslkgb n September 04, 2006
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11.
1. to screw
2 to thrust a mans penis in and out of a vagina.
oh oh oh oh baby keep fucking me! harder!HARDER!!!!!!!!DAMMIT!
by ashleyann July 17, 2005
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12.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
Fucking hell man, I told you not to fuck my wife.
by Joe November 10, 2003
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13.
When a male injects his penis into a womans vagina. The woman AND male are both having a wonderful time as the male keeps shoving his penis up the womans vagina. The male keeps shoving until the penis does not continue to move up any further. The male " pees " cum, sometimes in the vagina and sometimes out of the vagina. The woman inhales and sucks the males penis also. The male sometimes " pees " cum when she has the penis squashed up in her mouth. The cum is so thick and rich to where no girl would want to miss the delightful juicy liquid going into her. The male also eats up her vagina by the woman telling the male to lie down and the woman sticking her vagina in the males face. The male then begins to lick and sometimes bite the vagina. The male also sucks on the womans boobs for pleasure to the both of them. While the woman is sitting there, getting her boob sucked on, she can have a penis up her vagina, another womans tounge in her mouth, two men sucking on each boob, another penis shoved up her butt, and another man licking her all over the place waiting for his turn to get fucked or to be fucking somebody else. (at first the woman can be screaming and howling).
I was fucking so much last night. I had a girls tounge in my mouth, two penis's shoved up my butt and vagina, two guys sucking on each boob, and a guy waiting to be fucked that was licking me all over. In the bginning I was screaming a lot because my vagina want used to opening that big, but then I got used to it and wanted more and more then I wanted everybody to to bite lick or press harder. I fucked
for about 15 hours straight baby!
by fuck it up!!!!! May 05, 2009
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14.
to thrust the penis in and out of a pussy
uh uh uh yeah fuck me harder
by big cock October 21, 2003
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