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n. derivative of the word fuck

Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby.
You can only get away with that kind of fuckery for so long before it turns around and bites you in the ass.

What's up with this fuckery? I don't deserve to be messed with!

Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr. Jones (partial lyrics)
Nobody stands in between me and my man, it's me
And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)

What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)
You thought I didn't love you when I did (when I did)
Can't believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)

What kind of fuckery are we?
Nowadays you don't mean dick to me (dick to me)
I might let you make it up to me (make it up)
Who's playing Saturday?

What kind of fuckery are you?
Side from Sammy you're my best black Jew
But I could swear that we were through (we were through)
I still want to wonder 'bout the things you do
by Sammielynn March 24, 2007
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a messed up situation, action, behaviour or process
what sort of fuckery is this ?
by manduura August 03, 2012
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Anything that is aimed to be bullshit or bullshit like...
Any act that can or will be deaned as bullshit
I was engaged in an enormouse amount of fuckery today at work.
by Pcanpi August 19, 2014
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Unrest due to an excess of bad vibes given off by dishonesty, stupidity, fiendish demenors, or fuckerism.
"Something is not right... There is fuckery afoot..."
by Tehkeelah April 01, 2005
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Fuckery
far-CUR-ree

noun
1. a cultural term coined by Wad Chong circa 2015 referring to unnecessary bureaucratic processes.

verb (used without object), fuckery.
1. the act of fuckery as standard while performing daily duties as an administrator.
Can you believe the fuckery of that government agency?
The administrators are busy with fuckery.
by Johnny Bravoburger December 30, 2016
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Similar to a "factory" where many products are made, a "Fuckery" is a physical building where much fucking takes place.

The definition of fucking includes but is not limited to: vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, wife swapping, orgies, gangbangs, reverse gangbangs, bukake parties, squirt parties, gay sex, bi sex, and lesbian sex.

The actual building itself could be a pornographic movie studio, a warehouse used for gangbangs, a brothel, a whorehouse, a hotel, a motel, and even someone's house!

However, in order for a building to be considered a "Fuckery", strict regulations require that the physical act of fucking must occupy at least 75% of the building - 99% of the time!
My friend Carl thinks his house is a Fuckery but he is incorrect. Not much fucking goes on at his place. Trust me; I know.

However, the Red Roof Inn motel down the street from me is a huge Fuckery! Trust me; I know.
by cityguychicago August 25, 2011
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Fuckery, a true art form using magik or chess like mind games. To scheme or plot on someone in an elaborate lie to mind fuck them. Can also be used to say someone may have been cursed, or hexed and they are suffering from mental psychosis.
damn you had me goin for a bit, i got mad paranoid bro that was some serious Fuckery you pulled.
I cant believe that acid man, jerry didn't take any and was messing with are heads, some serious Fuckery was going on.
My ex is messin with my head, one min she tells me she still loves me then posts pictures of her in bed with some dude, Fuckery at its greatest.
I knew that kid was into black magic, it seems every thing i touch turns to shit. I hate this Fuckery, hell get his.
You really banged on the door saying police open up, talk about Fuckery, i was about to jump out the window.
by Nooom February 23, 2014
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