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Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.
by Masterman2000 August 15, 2011

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