|1.||Fucked a monkey|
1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.
Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"
Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"
Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"