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15.
Faggets that can't get girls at their own school so they have to go for every single girl at a different school who dont know that those guys are actually nasty douche bags.
Jr and Taylor cant get girls from Carson so they try for every single girl at Douglas wow those guys are nasty fuck faces.
by TryForACarsonGirl November 07, 2010
 
1.
a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind. Otherwise, if he is a friend, this is a compliment
I can't believe you, you are such a fuckface.

hey fuckface!!
by djs October 03, 2003
 
2.
someone you don't like
Get out my way Fuck face
by Sheep_boy October 24, 2003
 
3.
A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

Examples of fuck faces would be spoiled rich kids that smirk, Irish kids with the pushed-in pug and freckles, and teenagers who look down their noses at you.
President Bush is a real fuck face.

Can Tommy O'Leary fit anymore freckles on that fuck face?

Don't eyeball me fuck face or I'll knock your ass into next Tuesday!

by Sean P. August 15, 2006
 
4.
a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don't paticularly care for.
"hey whats up fuckface?" or
"yeah whatever you say, fuckface."
by deluks May 15, 2003
 
5.
A derogatory term meant to be insulting to the recipient.
Hey, you stupid fuck face, get your ass in gear.
by x January 22, 2003
 
6.
One hell of a stupid fucker.
An ugly dumbass prick.
Hey fuckface, you got a face like a fuck!
by fuquapi March 19, 2004
 
7.
A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
My friend Kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, "Dude, I wish my eyes were penises!"

Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.

He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.

Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!
by Killing Kittens October 20, 2004