Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
by Scar01 November 6, 2010
When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.
by p_man October 17, 2008