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The best word in the world. Can be used in any situation. can be good or bad.
You wanna go fuck.
Fuck off!
Stop fucking around.
I fucking love this song!!
by olly olly oxenfree December 28, 2008
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The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
by Havoc April 01, 2003
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1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.
WHAT THE FUCK...
by mikesayskissmyass June 21, 2006
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A highly versatile word in the English language.

Mistakenly thought to have come from an acronym "Fornication Under Consent of the King", the word most likely of native English origin, and is almost certainly of Germanic origin; Middle Dutch fokken (to thrust, copulate, or to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish focka (to strike, copulate) and fock (penis).

The word originally meant "to strike", "to thrust". Possibly becoming a euphamism for an older verb meaning "to copulate/breed" (likely from hyebh-; Sanskrit (yabhati) and the Slavic languages (Russian yebat`, Polish jebac)), the term took on the current meaning "to copulate".

The verb also means "to put into an impossible situation" in today's world ("You fucked us up!"), or as high praise ("fuckin' awesome!")

Even still, "fuck" is used as an expression of hate ("Fuck you!"), despite that copulation is really a pleasurable thing.
"To fuck" in different languages:

Albanian: qi
Bosnian: jebati
Bulgarian: eba
Czech: mrdat, prcat, šukat, šoustat, jebat
Danish: kneppe, bolle, pule
Dutch: neuken
Finnish: naida, panna, nussia
French: baiser, fourrer, niquer
German: ficken, bumsen, vögeln, poppen, knallen, pimpern, nageln, rammeln, pullern
Hungarian: baszni
Hindi: chodna
Icelandic: ríða
Irish: Buail craicinn, sgaoil leathair
Italian: fottere, scopare, trombare
Japanese: étchi surú
Kurdish: gan
Kyrgyz: sigein
Lithuanian: pistis, kruštis, dulkintis, pyškintis
Malaysian: kongkek
Norwegian: pule, knulle
Persian: gaeedan
Polish: pierdolic;, pieprzyc, jebat;
Portuguese: foder, montar, pinar, comer, transar, trepar
Russian: jebát’, jebát’sja, snošát’sja, trákhat’, trákhat’sj
Serbian (Roman): jebati, karati
Scottish Gaelic: dàirich, faigh muin, rach air muin
Spanish: follar, follarse, (Argentina, parts of Uruguay) coger, (Mexico) chingar, jalar, tirar, pichar, culear, joder, vergar, cachar, garchar
Swahili: kutomba
Swedish: knulla, göka, pippa, älska, pöka
Thai: yed
Turkish: sikmek
Ukrainian: jibáti, jibátisja
Welsh: ffwcio, ffwrcho, cnuchio
by Lorelili February 15, 2006
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"see, i fucks with you nigga, you my dawg you always be my dawg yah heard meh."
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There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean,
we are sinking?!"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the "FUCK" was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians
come from?"
-Custer, 1877

8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot
could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5 "You want what
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers,
my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is
going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this
"FUCKING" mad."
-Saddam Hussein, 2003
by AS3 SCHULTZ December 11, 2007
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When two people connect there private parts together and create pleasure!
Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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