"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.
Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking
once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers
The guy who quoted Monty Python
had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
The F word. Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon.
It can be used as a noun: "Damn! That fuck got away!"
As both a prefix and a suffix to a noun: "Hey, fuckface, are you up for a dogfuck?"
As a verb: "That dog is hot; I'd fuck her like I fucked your mom!"
In Russian Reversal: "In Soviet Russia, goat fucks YOU!!"
As an adjective: "That fucking Protestant won't get away with it."
As a transitive verb: "John fucks Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
As a place/name: "Oh, I feel so nice in my Fuck"
As a way to command: "Go eat shit fuckers.
As a proper noun: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"
As an adverb: "Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy glade."
As an indefinite pronomina: "How many countries in EU do you know? Man, I don't know fuck!"
An excellent interjection between syllables: Abso-fucking-lutely not. That's de-fucking-licous"
As a substitute for song lyrics you can't remember: "Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she's just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey."
As a Holy Word: "Holy Fuck!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-Fuck-yourself"
Greetings:"Who the fuck are you?"
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Confusion: "What the fuck is going on...
AKA: the F word.
or to have sex, and/or a way to express anger.
i want you to fuck me hard.
The infamous "f-word". It is used mostly as a putdown or a social phrase, or sometimes "to have sex with".
2.Your a fucker
4.Your fucking dumb
Well, I can go on for hours for this, but lets move on..
3.That fucking sucks
4.Thats fucking awesome!
To have sex with:
1.I fucked my girlfriend last night
2.He fucked some other girl
Otherwise, it self explanatory
A highly technical golf term.
"No!!! Don't go in the water!! FUCK!!!"
The magical word with endless meanings and usage.
1.Ultimate expression of extreme emotion, exclamation used in anger.
2.Noun for "have sex with".
To violently have sex with; sex had hard; unromantic, possibly kinky sex; hard sex.
A term used in place of "have sex with", usually said with lust or anger, in vigor, passion, desperation, horniness or contempt.
, fuckerrific, fuckable
The variation fucking
may be used anywhere in a sentence to greatly enhance the sentence's oomph
"I wanna fuck you like an animal" --Nine Inch Nails
"Did you fuck her?!"
"Fuck the man!"
"That fuck was fucking fucktastic you fucking fuck!"
When a man sticks his hard penis in a woman's wet vagina causing pleasure for both.
Eighteen year old Mariah stood at Mr. Rich's door. She rang the doorbell and the 65 year old Mr. Rich came to the door. She reminded him about the cleaning that she would be doing at his house. While cleaning she found a dildo, which she had never used before. She peeked out the door and didn't see Mr. Rich. She made herself comfortable by leaning over the chaise and started rubbing her pussy and then she put the dildo in. She was alternating, going between slow and fast. One time when she was going slow she suddenly felt something push the dildo in farther than she had ever gone before. She pulled the dildo out of her dripping wet pussy and turned around. Mr. Rich was standing there smiling. "Oh, I'm sorry I just found the box and ..." she tried to explain. Mr. Rich cut her off saying, "No need to explain yourself. You know there were bigger dildos in that box that you could stuff up your pussy." Mr. Rich put his hand underneath Mariah's skirt and stuck a finger up her pussy and rubbed around. "Oh yes, you could definitely fit a twelve inch dick up there." "I want a big dick up my pussy right now," she said. Mariah began begging him to stuff his dick in her pussy. She got on all fours and stuck her little ass in the air so he could start fucking her doggy style. He put his dick in halfway and was shallow fucking her. She begged him to go deeper so he rammed his dick into her pussy as far as it would go.
Inflected forms: fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
tr. 1. To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
intr. 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly. 3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with
1. An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual intercourse. 3. A despised person. 4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
Used to express extreme displeasure.
fuck off 1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2. To spend time idly. 3. To masturbate.fuck over To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up 1. To make a mistake; bungle something. 2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. 3. To cause to be intoxicated.
Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.
The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they the friars
are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant a fake Latin form
vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely a town near Cambridge