|1.||Fuck your mother|
You may use "fuck Your Mother" when your in a really deep conversation and out of know where you say "fuck your mother" super fast and then you say "did you say something".
Ruben:Blah Blah Blah I wanna fuck the bitch.
Kevin:"fuck your mother".
Ruben:What? Did you say something?
Kevin:No. Did you?
back to conversation]
|2.||chinga tu madre|
"Fuck your mother." Worst thing you can say to a Mexican
Chinga tu madre, guey!
Fuck your mother, asshole!
|3.||you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog|
perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
Someone who lives a very very dull boring an shitty life that they make up stories to make themselfs sound like anyone other than the boring ass fuck face that they are.
They are usually HUGE HUGE flakes which is why they are bullshitters in the first place. They never go out because they flake which leads to them having no friends an sitting at home all day jerking off to pictures of fat girls. Before they know whats happened, they have no intresting stories to tell or relate to. Thus causing them to spew the stupidest an fuckin biggest lies EVER!
They are in reality total pussies an even worse, bad story tellers. even with the lies they spew, the story goes no where an has no climax
They NEVER admit to lying or bullshitting even though 99% of the stories they tell contradict or make absolutely no sense what so ever. A bullshitter can be spotted easily because he will interupt with his horrible lie of a story an its very obvious from the start that its nothing close to the truth.
Its a complete waste of your mother fucking time to even look at these people. Mostly because they will never admit to lying, they will just spew out more bullshit to cover the orginal bullshit. a very good example of a bullshitter is Garrett "Winslow" Dutton
Jon: "yeah man, we were almost ready to throw down right there but.....
Garrett: "DUDE! This one night I was at this party, crazy party like 500 people there, people are hanging off the celing fans an shit. Anyways, this guys just talking shit making up stories an im getting sick of it, so I just punch the guy in the face. Cops come an just let me go. I was soooo hammered, had like 29 beers"
Jon: "AHHHH DUDE, BULLSHIT!!! youre such a fuckin bullshitter, go fuck your mother!"
|5.||nigerian whooji dance|
when you get your tounge piercing stuck when your eating out some chick
i when i was going down on Lisa i Nigerian whooji danced her and my mom and to get the pliers
1. An expression of discontent when not direct toward anyone.
2. To call some annoying asshole.
3. When someone screws you over, by having sex with your girlfriend while your mother watches and then joins. If he only has sex with your mother he will be fettered to as a, 'motherfucker'. Regardless if your girlfriend watches the sex.
4. When saying goodbye to someone you are upset with.
1. After slamming your finger in the door, "Fucker FUCK that hurt."
2. After someone slams your finger in the door, "What the Hell you Fucker Fuck!"
3. After someone slams your girlfriend and mother from the back at the same time: "You had sex with my girlfriend and my mother you Fucker Fuck!"
4. "Have a nice day Fucker Fuck"
Chinese/Cantonese dialect only (not used by speakers of other Chinese dialects such as Mandarin); widely used slang term that literally has the exact meaning and connotation as the word "fuck" in English. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
deel lay loe moe ga chull haeigh-fuck your old mother's stinky cunt!
ho deel ah-good fuck
lun-deel-literally means "dick-fuck" (same connotation as "asshole or dickwad")