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An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;) RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx... RL: Fuck your couch. |
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To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs. Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch! Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs. Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers! |
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The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless. Cynnamon: You are such a whore!
Mary: Well fuck your couch! Cynnamon: .... What? |
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It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done Person 1: I just finished my homework!
Person 2: Fuck your couch. |
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The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch" Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".
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A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob *a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random) Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant" Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..." Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg" Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg" Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB" |
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From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
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- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it. - You say, "fuck your couch/couch." |
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