|2.||Fuck you kitty|
Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.
1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"
|1.||fuck you kitty|
When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.
you: "here, kitty, kitty."
your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)
you:"fuck you kitty"