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Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation. b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking. c) Has hurt themselves. An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand) Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!" b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!" c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!" "I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" |
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