Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.
To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.
To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.
"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You."
"Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom
"With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill