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November 10.
Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants. To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day. To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off. A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.
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| 2. | fuck you day | ||
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The day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like. "Hey Joe, Want to work today?" - Joe's Boss
"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You." "Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom "With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill |
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