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1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something 1.How many bad guys are there?
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1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
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A great amount of something. Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.
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The acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton. Whew man, take a look at Samantha—she is really packing in on. Yah bro, she’s about a fuck ton too many for me.
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Anything that is in great amount I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer
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Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases. IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"
Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory." IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner." Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on." IT Manager: "Stop complaining..." |
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A quantity used to measure love. One fuck ton is equivalent to 1 million metric tons. Ben loves Lacy 5 million fuck tons.
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