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A complete mess. It can be in reference to a mess involving food or a situation gone awry.
A. John spilled all the spaghetti, what a fuckmess.

B. This fund raiser has degenerated into a complete fuckmess.
by dgordon April 23, 2007

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This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.
Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.
by eviljen July 10, 2011

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