person 1: "broseph man, did you see #40 try and blitz up the middle? He's so teensy."
person 2: "Dude..., fuck city."
person1: "so yesterday me and my girlfriend were fucking on her mom's bed, and right as im blowing an 8-roper all over her face, her mom walks in..."
Person1: "dude it was total fuck city"
GOB: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."
GOB: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fuck City!
Chad: Naw brah, I wasn't here.
Bro: Where were you? The whole frat house circle jerked each other while drinking the Natty keg.
Chad: Me and my chick took a trip to Fuck City with Chris and his hottie.
Bro: O fo sho.