MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."