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German word meaning Fox. It is pronounced Fox in the U.S. by people with the last name. It is pronounced Fucks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. It is also incorrectly enunciated Fuches, Fooch, Futch, Futches, Fooks, Fa-yooks, and so forth.
Answering Machine: Thank you for calling the Mr. Fuchs (pronounced Fox) residence. Please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

Bill Collector: There is an important telephone call for Mr. Fucks. Please call me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT to discuss this important business matter. This is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, Monday thru Friday.

Mr. Fuchs: If you call me and pronounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go fuck yourself back to Bangalore where you belong. It is pronounced FOX!
by Mr. Vos February 26, 2007
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The iPhones alternative to fuck. The device pussies out and converts fuck to fuch, as the raw power of said word is able to fry its hardware.
"i give up, i cant study for that test anymore"

"no dude, you cant let the system fuch you. you have to fuch the system!"
by Smackhappy May 31, 2009
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No one really knows.
I Fuch you. I hate fuch. you look so fuch today.
by Charlenexx February 08, 2008
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"Fuch you!"
"get out of my room, fucher! You are driving me up the Fuching wall!"
by Julia Marino May 09, 2006
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"1 dollah for fuch"
Bro: "hey man I had fuch last night. 6 hours seriously."
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(FUKE)(v.)
The act of fuching (FUKE-ING

aka. Randi Fuchs is amazing!
1. I'm gonna FUCH THAT HOE!
2. FUCH me!
3. Randi Fuchs
by bellz March 20, 2008
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the act of using the sensation of touch in a sexual connotation. the word touch mixed with the "F" word
a cousin of the "F" word.
can also be used as a deroggatory term
lets fuch

fuch you ect.
by buster sherman June 28, 2007
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