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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
by roaxan July 17, 2008
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