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Mounting a girl perpendicularly then you quickly pull out and vigorously slap your penis against her left ass cheek leaving bruises to resemble eyes. This allows the ass crack to resemble a mouth in which it is frowning.
During a sex session things got awkward when Kevin suddenly gave Ochga a Frowning Freddy
by BGSU409 August 29, 2008
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