An erection caused by close contact or accidental sexual excitement from a strictly platonic friendship.
Kim: "Hey Alec, totally had fun tonight. I'll see you tomorrow, K"?
Alec: "Yep, see ya".
*Hug* - Kim's boobs press up against Alec's body and he gets a froner
from the sensation of his friends awesome boobs touching him.
'Froner' = Friday Boner
To illustrate one's delight about the fact that the working week is coming to an end & the weekend is just around the corner.
It's a figurative term, so it is unisex. However if you find any unsavoury feminist types who want their own version, they can use... 'froist'
"can't wait for work to be over, i've got the biggest froner"
"man i got a froner... can't wait for the weeknd"
"if this day drags on any longer, i'm gonna get hairy palms from my froner"
An erection (i.e. boner
) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.
"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"
When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.
Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!
Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.
Guy1: Out in the dugout.
Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there
Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.
(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"
Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"
(Ralph is staring at a car)
Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."
Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"
Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."
The low fro of Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers. Famously made when pictures surfaced showing him lifting his hand in the air..showing his patch.
Sally: *looks at froner picture* Aww, look how cute they all---omg, Sarah LMAO look!
Sally: Look at Nick Jonas.
Sarah: What? He looks so cute smil---OMG! LOL. Guy needs to shaveee!