Top Definition
A pyromaniac, sadistic fuck. He usually dreams about smoking and doing miscellaneous drugs. While masturbating vigorously to pictures of weed. He enjoys long walks on top of roofs with scarfs down his pants with the aroma of burning trash cans surrounding him. He is the cause of death in the north-west hemisphere by means of STD's.
OH NO! fritzytits just put my scarf in his pants while lighting a trash can on fire on top of our school!

Person 1: How did you get every STD known to man and some only to assorted insects?

Person 2: Fritzytits raped me...=
by Elliot Jake July 28, 2009

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