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The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.
And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."
by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005
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Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.

Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
by dillan lol January 16, 2009
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When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.
For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
by Mr. Met 1974 November 01, 2009
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an idiot.to call someone a frito is to say they are very stupid.
"you are such a frito!"
by barbraa-anne p. October 26, 2006
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Derogatory term for a Mexican, expanded to include Latino aliens.
They ought to deport that frito back to Mexico.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
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They put so much grease in their hair, it smells like fritos!!
by Amber Pig January 22, 2008
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Unattractive jacked-up toes on ones feet. ie, corns, hang nails, rusty, crooked, crusty, ugly, deformed, missing, funky or stankin' toes, or some other type of negative toe issue.
Yeah, baby was fine and all, but when she asked me to suck them fucked-up fritos -- I had to get up outta there!
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