Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.
You might be a friendwhore if you:
Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.
Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.
Drink WAY too much.
Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.
Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.
Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.
You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.
Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.
Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.
"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.
Listen to techno.
Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX
For women, it slightly different. As in:
If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.
"My house is on fire....teehee!"
"I'm so wasted....teehee!"
"I have so many friends...teehee!"
Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
"DOOD YOU GUYS WANNA GO GET WASTED?!!?!?!?"
"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*
*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*
This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:
Buying a Ford Mustang.
Being an asshole.
Not being able to control/modulate your voice.
Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:
Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.
"Member Since: May 14, 2005"
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."
One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
Someone who knows your name and face (you may never of had a full conversation with them) and then finds you on facebook and adds you even though you know nothing about each other, you yourself may not even recognize the person.
_____added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know _____ in order for you to be friends on Facebook.
You: I don't even know this person. what a friend whore
1) A person who always wants more friends, even though he has plenty already. Often a friend whore will select specific people to pursue. Like a normal whore but instead of wanting to get laid they want to be accepted by everybody, and envy people who have more friends than them. Friend whores most often select people of the opposite gender to whore themselves to.
Tina: Did you hear that Rob is making a list of girls he wants to be friends with?
Gina: I know, he's such a friend whore. Why can't he be happy with being friends with us?
Someone on Facebook, Myspace, or any site of the sort who:
A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.
B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.
Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.
"Yeah she has 1000 friends on Facebook."
"She's such a friend whore
Someone who connects and bonds with people too easily without descriminating or recognizing red flags. A friend whore is someone who is everyone's safe friend, doesn't set appropriate boundaries, is too forgiving, and doesn't share his/her true feelings at the risk of jeopardizing the dysfunctional relationship or feeling guilty.
You were always my safe friend in high school. I could always turn to you, even when I didn't treat you well.
That's because I used to be a friend whore and never set boundaries with you. I was your friend when you weren't mine.
People who send friend requests to any and everybody on FaceBook. They have been known to scour one's friends lists.....
Friend Whore: Someone you have never met or heard of sends you a friend request because you are friends with one of their friend's friends....