You might be a friendwhore if you:
Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine.
Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.
Drink WAY too much.
Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.
Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.
Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot.
You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so.
Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.
Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.
"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.
Listen to techno.
Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX
For women, it slightly different. As in:
If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.
"My house is on fire....teehee!"
"I'm so wasted....teehee!"
"I have so many friends...teehee!"
Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
"LOL YOU'RE A PUSSY LITTLE BITCH"
*peels out while listening to techno and snorting altoids*
*rips off shirt, exposing pasty white stickboy chest, and later dies of AIDs two years later, without getting laid*
This, friends, is a massive friendwhore. You are warned. Preliminary signs of becoming a friendwhore are:
Buying a Ford Mustang.
Being an asshole.
Not being able to control/modulate your voice.
Getting anything with the rebel flag on it. This includes, but is not limited to:
Tattoos, belt buckles, belts, bumper stickers, license plates, baby diapers, drinks, brands, cocaine, AIDs babies, giraffes, FEDEX packages and small children.
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
You: I don't even know this person. what a friend whore
Gina: I know, he's such a friend whore. Why can't he be happy with being friends with us?
A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.
B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.
Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.
"She's such a friend whore."
That's because I used to be a friend whore and never set boundaries with you. I was your friend when you weren't mine.