When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
when a close female friend (strictly friends) that have never done anything sexually, gives you head, or blows u off but there are no feelings attached before or after .. Just a nice friendly gesture
Fred and Gina are life time friends who never thought about each other sexually. But one night Fred is horny and Gina decides to please him by giving him some friendly fire !!
During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.
Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*
When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.
Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?