They don't exist, to be honest.

if you think about it. They all have beef with one another at any given point over the dumbest things, but once just mabey you'll see a friend that no matter her personal feelings on a subject, issue, or even some one they love, to a better idea of what is the right thing to do. Some times that is just to walk away. Even if you will have a huge group of people that will hate you for not agreeing with your principals. In the end, the only person you have at the end of the road is your self to rely on making your choices. It's ok if they hate you for walking away from a fight. A fight in the end is fight none the less! Thier not your friend if they want you to battle down a soul at any cost to gain some thing for them selves. In the end you will be caught in the cross fire and go down with thier ship. That was lead by a crew of badley trained assin monkey's that like butt sex;)
Thier the one that will tell you when you've had enough before you drowned yourself in whaterver you use to passify you sadness over loss. They are the one thar will always be thier to give you a ride and not complane because they know you don't have a darn car-lol and mabey got the short end of the stick without a richie rich mom and pop to foot your jail bill. Not having a dirty high priced atorney to fight a point for you that may be wrong.

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

A friend is someone you love and who loves you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest and makes you want to be honest, too. A friend is loyal.

A friend is someone who is happy to spend time with you doing absolutely nothing at all; someone who doesn't mind driving you on stupid errands, who will get up at midnight just because you want to go on an adventure, and who doesn’t have to talk to communicate with you.

A friend is someone who not only doesn't care if you're ugly or boring, but doesn't even think about it; someone who forgives you no matter what you do, and someone who tries to help you even when they don't know how. A friend is someone who tells you if you're being stupid, but who doesn't make you feel stupid.

A friend is someone who would sacrifice their life and happiness for you. A friend is someone who will come with you when you have to do boring things like watch bad recitals, go to stuffy parties, or wait in boring lobbies. You don't even think about who's talking or who's listening in a conversation with a friend.

A friend is someone for whom you're willing to change your opinions. A friend is someone you look forward to seeing and who looks forward to seeing you: someone you like so much, it doesn't matter if you share interests or traits. A friend is someone you like so much, you start to like the things they like.

A friend is a partner, not a leader or a follower.

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, abuse you and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because they have never given you any reason not to trust them. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice themself for you.

a friend is some one who knows you but loves you anyway

a good friend will bail you outta jail.
a best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"

A friend is someone who doesn't screen your calls. He/She is also someone who tries to stay in touch despite an infathomable distance between you and him/her. A friend also doesn't approve of horrible role models such as Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson.

A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.