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1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity. 2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming." Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks.
Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know! You're such a great friend! (What they're thinking) I have too! You're so good at listening to me complain! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you. Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage! Enjoy being used in the friend zone! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself! |
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October 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed". "I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."
"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me." |
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Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated. Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you." Guy: "Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?" |
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Chris Rock once said something like :--
You know one cool thing about women, women get to have platonic friends. "He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my pla-ton-ic friend...I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my platonic friennd." Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked -yet-..."as soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!". I mean, we got some platonic friends, we go "Oh no I got some but they all by accident - every platonic friend i got is some women I was trying to fuck, i made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone - Oh No! I'm in the Friend Zone!". "you're really great, you're just such a good friend" and a million derivatives there of. Most likely being said around the globe as you read this.
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A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches. Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.
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A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone." Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..."
Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one." Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me." Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?" Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive." Steve: "Totally." |
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The worse place a man can be unless
1.He is gay 2.The girl is ugly. "John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.
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“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends 'I've been locked in the friend zone with her since highschool!'
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