Top Definition
A person that secretly dislikes all of their friends.

Acts friendly towards people in person but when alone reflects upon how annoying everybody is or other things they don't like. May or may not talk shit depending on the person.
I'm friends with them but I don't really like them, I'm a friend hater.
by legend-inthe-making December 14, 2011

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