Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".
Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard
in the army the rank before fucktard
You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!
Someone who has done a lot of Freon. Freon, as everyone knows, can make you retarted, thus, becoming Fre-Tarted...
"Oh my god yo...after Jay hit that bag one last time, he became a total Fre-Tard on us!"
A very retarded and/or stupid person from Fremont, NH. Can be also used as a compliment.
Shut up you stupid Fretard.
Why Jane, you're look very Fretarded tonight.