Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".
Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
by Da Gr8 Gazoo February 26, 2011

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someone who is retared in the subject of french, also a french person who is retarded
1. OMG that Bill boy's a right fretard, he should get a tutor or something
2. OMG Louis-Pierre's a total fretard he should stop being french so much.
by JesusFriendAndrew January 13, 2009

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a freaky retard who is usually an asshole
Oh my gosh, he is such a fucking fretard!
by jordan, christine, ming July 08, 2005

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Someone who has done a lot of Freon. Freon, as everyone knows, can make you retarted, thus, becoming Fre-Tarted...
"Oh my god yo...after Jay hit that bag one last time, he became a total Fre-Tard on us!"
by Ashley Chaffin December 25, 2007

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A very retarded and/or stupid person from Fremont, NH. Can be also used as a compliment.
Shut up you stupid Fretard.

Why Jane, you're look very Fretarded tonight.
by Boles March 21, 2003

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