Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".
Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).
by Da Gr8 Gazoo February 26, 2011
Top Definition
Frigging Retard.
"You're such a fretard!!"
by matt October 10, 2003
freaking retard
quit being a fretard
by julian pearl October 28, 2011
Someone who is a fucking retard.
Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.
by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010
A freak and a retard
Tonianne you are fretard
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
a fucking retard
by C&&C!!! December 19, 2009
freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot
That girl is such a fretard.
by that cute girl June 18, 2008
friggen retard or freaking retard
Dude 1: i broke my leg by jumping off the roof of my house!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!
by HART03 April 15, 2007

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