Moronic phrase from a bathroom tissue commercial where people use toilet paper plus a baby wipe to clean their ass after taking a crap.
People have become so fat and crap so much they need to freshy fresh themselves every time they take a dump.
When someone wipes their ass with toilet paper, but because there is still shit left behind, they use a moist wipe to clean the rest up. The term was widely popularized by a teenage girl in a Cottonelle commercial, but it can be used for any toilet paper/moist wipe combination.
"Man, I just took a shit so sloppy that I had to do the freshy fresh."
"Beulah always has skid marks
in her panties. Someone needs to teach that girl about the freshy fresh."
Implies multiple meanings, generally so fresh it's freshy fresh.
1. Newly fallen snow on the ski slopes, i.e. freshy fresh pow.
2. A fresh-ass sack of weed that smells so good the scent can be smelled outside the bag.
3. Freshly baked goods made by your lovely lady.