French Hand 

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

French Hand by g-mancer December 5, 2011

French handshake 

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

French handshake by David Tsal November 20, 2004

French Handshake 

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

French Handshake by samweis July 9, 2010

french handshake 

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

french handshake by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

french handjob 

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob

Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob

french handjob by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015

French Handbag 

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

French Handbag by Mescalino February 21, 2021

French Handshake 

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

French Handshake by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024