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An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
by TherapeuticKyle March 12, 2009

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When you insert your balls into a woman's vaginal opening whilst she performs fellatio upon your phallic organ. Requires years of yoga training.
Chris: Dude, I hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door knob from her.

Misha: Dude! She had a mustache!
by dionarapthevicious August 05, 2009

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