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22.
1. Mythological event who's existance in modern thinking is correctly ridiculed by those that maintain a belief in the existance of same.

2. Send in the Americans

3. The French Foreign Legion is only as good as it's worst German trooper.
In order to insure a French Military Victory, send in the Americans.
by Marquis de Lafayette July 04, 2004
 
23.
a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...
by ur mom November 26, 2004
 
24.
1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare
Being French is worst than being gay
by Taker September 28, 2004
 
25.
Sounds like an oxymoron.
"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
by Dave May 07, 2004
 
26.
French....Victories....hmm what are those?
"france cant win a war"
by Kip March 18, 2005
 
27.
A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories.


It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses.
Crimean war: France were the first into sevastopol, and Russia surrendered to Paris.

American war of Independance: Cornwallis surrendered his sword to Rochambeau, who politely declined.


Hundred years war: England's early gained ground was taken back in an equal amount of time for it to be taken, and the land that England rightly owned was also taken by 1556.


1066: Superior tactics see France conquer England, and later wales under the Normans and Plantagenets.


Napoleon: Napoleon was indeed French born (not on the mainland though) and domiciled, although his parents were Italian. Accomplished more than Hitler in terms of European domination.

Indo-China: France re-establishes control in a few months, although kills millions of rebels. the United States tres the same and ends up hitting jack shit for fourteen years while seeing 50,000 soldiers die fromt he united states alone (ignoring other countries0. France's army, which was actually a coalition of other nations led by france loses 90,000.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004
 
28.
None as in there are no French military victories
by The guy next to the guy August 27, 2008