French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 18, 2017

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs August 10, 2015

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam May 5, 2018