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1)The French horn is that smexy instrument with the nice curves.
2) it's that greatest instrument e v e r
John: Wow you play the French Horn ?
Katie: Yeah! I'm even first chair!
John : Have my babies
by SinningTrash December 15, 2016
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Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."

Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."
by Douglas J. January 05, 2006
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The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.
While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.
by Balint February 10, 2005
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equivalent to a female version of the rusty trombone (rusty trumpet). To give a female rim while fiddling with her foofta (vagina).
Brian said he gave his girlfriend a frenchhorn last night. He then went home and kissed his mom on the cheek.
by Mac Diggity October 21, 2009
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when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
by evan scott bickford October 28, 2010
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While sucking a man's dick, using one hand to finger his asshole and the other hand to caress the back of his spine.
Tammy just gave me a french horn, it was awesome!
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I just got french horned by Tammy rock on!
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The sexual act of a male recieving oral sex while his partner fondles his balls and sticks a finger in his ass. Good luck with this one.
I thought she was just going to blow me, but she wound giving me the french horn
by tankboy2k August 28, 2005
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