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1.
Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.
Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.
by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

Words related to French Crumpets

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