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Freddie Freaker 

ITS THE FREAK PHONE AND HERES THE PARTY FREAK!: FREDDIE FREAKER! 1-900-490-FREAK
Lois: peter freddie freak is in the living room!

Peter: oh god..anything...but him..

you must smush freddie freakers thumbs you must defeat the freak.
Freddie Freaker by Punislife August 21, 2018
Related Words

para-freaked 

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.
Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

freddie freaker 

actually god himself
To get your own Freddie Freaker, call 1-900-490-FREAK CALL NOWWWWWWWWW
freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

freddie freaker 

god himself
For your own Freddie Freaker today, call
1-900-490-FREAK call now!
freddie freaker by Worstree June 6, 2018

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol
felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

speaker freaker 

A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.
While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.
speaker freaker by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008