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A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his obvious cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
The freewayblogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.
by ScarlettPussy March 20, 2008
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A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The FreewayBlogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
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A fat, homosexual California man who puts up retarded political signs on the freeway. He believes he's shaping the American political scene, but in reality he's just wasting his time. He has already started putting up anti-McCain signs, which shows he is truly a complete partisan nutbag. He talks a HUGE game on his website, but the fact that he scurries away from his signs shows his true colors: he's as pussy as they come.
The California freewayblogger put up some signs the other day, but the only glimpse we got of him was of his overweight figure running the opposite direction. What a pussy.
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A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.
The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 24, 2008
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A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.
The California freewayblogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
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A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.
The freewayblogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.
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A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.
The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.
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