Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition
The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"
by snowflake50 September 14, 2012
A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 03, 2003
A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.
by freekydeeky March 22, 2007
Freakin Retard
dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
by mattytatateyo November 04, 2003
Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.
by londonc January 17, 2008
someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)
You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.
by Israel Vibration July 25, 2006

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