Posters at conservative website www.freerepublic.com who demonstrate their stunning grasp of wold events daily by reposting e-mailed prayers, dictates from the Presidential Prayer Team, urban legend spam e-mail, and making stupefyingly narrow minded commentary on the place of the USA in the greater world. Freepers away from their keyboard can often be found at gun shows, tractor pulls, bowling alleys, and drinking Mad Dog 20-20 in church dumpsters.

Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.

Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps

Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.

Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.

Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.

Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.

Freeper fail English? Unpossible!
by BigMcLargehuge October 24, 2006
someone who freeps a lot
to freep: fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of explosive diarea so your sit winds up touching your ass. Anti freeping medicine is available at your local farmacy in the hair products aisle.
Dude last night i cought Joe freeping in the guys bathroom.
by satanlikessquirrels March 07, 2005
A FReeper is a concerned and active political conservative, who loves the USA and it's allies, supports the military, supports the war on terrorism, and believes in the traditional values upon which the the Founding Fathers built our system. A FReeper is a well-informed patriot, an activist, a passionate believer in the American way, and a lover of freedom.
Head FReeper Jim Robinson, whose site FR is, is a patriot who has generously kept his site running to give like-minded folks a central internet location via which to read and comment on the news, and take action when appropriate, i.e. to take a stand on a particular issue.
by EdieG October 08, 2006
A member or poster on the website "Free Republic." This is A site composed of informed citizens of conservative leanings who strive to see this country return to its moral foundations and keep it safe from its enemies. Strong supporter of the WOT and Conservative principles.
Freeper. Loves Regan, Supports General principles of morality and WOT. Despises moral decay.
by Rca2000 April 04, 2006
A member of the Free Republic, a conservative news site. Because Liberalism has shifted so extremely to the left, some people view Conservatives as unstable extremists. Not so.
A Freeper believes that the Iraq war must be won, not only for the sake of stability in the Middle east, not only to avoid wasting the over 2000 lives of the American military that have already been spent building Democracy in an area of tyrants, but simply to protect our own shores from the rabid terrorists who would soon be over here were we to pull up stakes and surrender to the criminals there.
by RoadTest December 12, 2005
One who analyzes and recommends action with regards to political matters from the perspective of logic and rationality, rather than rabid emotion
"Unlike the flailing guilt-ridden granola crunching trend sucking dilettante lefty moonbats at dailykos, freepers make it a habit to think before speaking, and don't consider grotesque sexual slanders to be an answer to argument"
by Mercuryrising January 30, 2006

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