When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.
I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99
The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Fire T shirts
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!