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The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!
by Fire Hall Member September 04, 2012
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A slang term for something that's free
Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99
by AC February 07, 2004
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When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99
by Nahkala January 30, 2007
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When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free99
I gots this for free99.
by A. C. June 28, 2005
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When you steal something it becomes free99.
I got this cell phone for free99. I had to beat the nigga with the stick first.
by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005
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To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.
I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99
by Ekso March 18, 2013
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When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
by Markatak August 23, 2006
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