To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
by SaltySB October 10, 2011
The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
by pike-pat March 16, 2008
(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition
mmmm, whale.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
by JD February 08, 2005
a man that dumps his girlfriend/wife for another man
i carn't believe jerry cheated on his wife,well he's a free willy now
by tomtompowerpower January 20, 2009

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