When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
Top Definition
When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
by SaltySB October 10, 2011
To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.
by OhYeah January 07, 2015
When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
by pike-pat March 16, 2008
Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
by JD February 08, 2005
(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition
mmmm, whale.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

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