Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.
Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!
Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.
Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.