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Fred
Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
fred.
fred is a nut
by igrantyoufree October 25, 2010
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A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.
What a hot cat. He's a Fred!
by THE only Chimpers February 10, 2008
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some kid that starts alot of drama and if you talked to him behind a computer screen you would think he is a girl,
fred-" OMGGGGGGGGGG<3 whaatttttttt boyyyyyyy typesssssss likeeeeeeeeeee thissssssssssss ;)
by datdudeonline October 17, 2010
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a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.
by izzyipod March 08, 2009
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Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.
Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!
by BigCep91 November 14, 2014
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An acronym for Freaking-retarted-erotic-douche
used to describe a male that acts retarted and usually makes erotic jokes
a female fred is a Freddina
by Freddouche November 16, 2010
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A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.
That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.
by The 1 & Only April 06, 2014
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